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Laugh of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:09 pm
by The Sultan of SoWhat
Note: Highlighting added.
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The distinctive Invicta watches, with their classic dials and encased in one of the most beautiful metal cases ever to be seen are only the beginning of what will attract you to these, the most elegant of dress watches. Renowned for refined quality in every aspect of watch design and manufacturing, and in the business of distinctive watch-making, the Invicta Venom is literally a work of art for your wrist, with the name everyone with selective tastes turns to when looking for a distinguished elegant watch. Each well-designed stainless steel case represents a sculpted, almost one-of-a-kind classic beauty, produced with only the very best of materials available in the watch-making universe today. The watch in the Venom series is always associated with a sophisticated look and refined taste. This Invicta watch prominently features an easily seen, yet distinctive gold dial, with easy-to-read display, and is powered by a swiss chronograph movement, allowing a more accurate keeping of time beyond that of its nearest competitor. Special characteristics that make this one-of-a-kind watch stand out from the competition, are features like chronograph and tachymeter a list of top-of-the-line features usually found only on refined time pieces costing many thousands of dollars more. Steeped in the age-old tradition associated with all things elegant, dress watches literally complete your ensemble no matter who you are or what event you might be attending. Their clean lines and beautiful details command respect from those around you, saying volumes about who you are as a person, as a leader, and implying exactly what you stand for and believe. The integrity a dress watch purveys about itself announces to the world youâre to be respected. No watch says luxury with such quiet and understated elegance than a Invicta watch. The simple beauty of the brown silicone band paired with the stunning gold face speak volumes without screaming, âLook at me!❠This is a beautiful and quality addition to any wardrobe with its mineral crystal and 1000 meters / 3280 feet / 100 atm water resistance. The gratification you feel when you wear a Invicta timepiece is due to the timeless design and quality materials. From the sturdy mineral crystal to the sleek silicone band, this watch lets the world know you have arrived. The sleek design is accentuated by the gold dial and complements any wardrobe choice.

The watch in question:

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Otherwise known as "I've come to eat your wrist!"

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:22 pm
by Boourns
This is like one of those memes where people claim they fed a bot 1000 watch descriptions and this is what it spit out.

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:44 am
by watchpalooza
This is great...”speak volumes without screaming...quiet and understated elgance”...lol. Invicta is one of only two brands that I will never give a like for, no matter the model or who posts it....I just cannot do it.

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:23 am
by ShoreFire77
"..... literally a work of art for your wrist" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:08 am
by TheJohnP
FTE wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:44 am This is great...”speak volumes without screaming...quiet and understated elgance”...lol. Invicta is one of only two brands that I will never give a like for, no matter the model or who posts it....I just cannot do it.

Now I am intrigued.
What is the other brand?

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:56 am
by watchpalooza
TheJohnP wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:08 am
FTE wrote: Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:44 am This is great...”speak volumes without screaming...quiet and understated elgance”...lol. Invicta is one of only two brands that I will never give a like for, no matter the model or who posts it....I just cannot do it.

Now I am intrigued.
What is the other brand?
Pompeak. 🤩

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:50 am
by TheJohnP
Chances are slim that you'll see that on WRUW, [mention]FTE[/mention]

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:49 pm
by synequano
Associated with all things elegant and you see that....

Probably it’s elegant enough for rednecks???

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:03 am
by TheJohnP
This seemed the best thread to revive for this post.

Saw this Limited Edition Citizen and then couldn't unsee the cities listed.

Guessing the design process went like this:

Designer #1- "Hey, which font should we use for the world time bezel?"
Designer #2 - "I don't know...all of them?!?

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/prod ... s#start=11


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Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:22 am
by cortman
TheJohnP wrote:This seemed the best thread to revive for this post.

Saw this Limited Edition Citizen and then couldn't unsee the cities listed.

Guessing the design process went like this:

Designer #1- "Hey, which font should we use for the world time bezel?"
Designer #2 - "I don't know...all of them?!?

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/prod ... s#start=11


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Ha! I saw that and thought ah that looks pretty good! May have to look that one up.... Wait what!!!??? Unbelievable!

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Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:53 am
by MoT
TheJohnP wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:03 am This seemed the best thread to revive for this post.

Saw this Limited Edition Citizen and then couldn't unsee the cities listed.

Guessing the design process went like this:

Designer #1- "Hey, which font should we use for the world time bezel?"
Designer #2 - "I don't know...all of them?!?

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/prod ... s#start=11


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No Comic Sans. Will not buy.

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:35 pm
by Sporkboy
TheJohnP wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:03 am This seemed the best thread to revive for this post.

Saw this Limited Edition Citizen and then couldn't unsee the cities listed.

Guessing the design process went like this:

Designer #1- "Hey, which font should we use for the world time bezel?"
Designer #2 - "I don't know...all of them?!?

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/prod ... s#start=11


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I just so happen to be retooling a presentation on visual design. I will be including this image in a section at the end where I show that even the pros get it wrong sometimes, so they should learn and keep trying to do a little bit better each time.

Re: Laugh of the Day

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:30 pm
by Split-Time
ManOnTime wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:53 am
TheJohnP wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:03 am This seemed the best thread to revive for this post.

Saw this Limited Edition Citizen and then couldn't unsee the cities listed.

Guessing the design process went like this:

Designer #1- "Hey, which font should we use for the world time bezel?"
Designer #2 - "I don't know...all of them?!?

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/prod ... s#start=11


Image
No Comic Sans. Will not buy.
But they made up for the lack of Comic Sans by incorporating Thriller :lol: